Fobdusstimliktapyat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, loving fly.

Fobdusstimliktapyat created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fobdusstimliktapyat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fobdusstimliktapyat, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fobdusstimliktapyat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fobdusstimliktapyat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.