Lannad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witty mongoose.

Lannad created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lannad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lannad, he will ignore you.

Lannad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Lannad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.