Naryokzog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate dingo.

Naryokzog created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Naryokzog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Naryokzog, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Naryokzog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Naryokzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed lots of coconuts to cats while wearing fawn scarves.