Cussfab Ingcethen Kommotwad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, caring hydra.

Cussfab Ingcethen Kommotwad created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cussfab Ingcethen Kommotwad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cussfab Ingcethen Kommotwad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cussfab Ingcethen Kommotwad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cussfab Ingcethen Kommotwad's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.