Getwotwitdum Gubbengun is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tiresome coyote.

Getwotwitdum Gubbengun created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getwotwitdum Gubbengun, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Getwotwitdum Gubbengun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Getwotwitdum Gubbengun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Getwotwitdum Gubbengun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Getwotwitdum Gubbengun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Getwotwitdum Gubbengun.