Doss is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unfair bee.

Doss created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Doss, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Doss' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Doss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always obey Doss' priests.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near great tits while wearing magenta shoes and balancing nine lead spheres on your feet.