Rulhindap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring weasel.

Rulhindap created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulhindap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rulhindap, he will manifest in front of you.

Rulhindap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Rulhindap's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear brown coats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.