Nurlstercid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, cheerful unicorn.

Nurlstercid created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlstercid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurlstercid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nurlstercid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nurlstercid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Never talk about fire.