Doglidyog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless elephant.

Doglidyog created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doglidyog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Doglidyog, he will laugh at you.

Doglidyog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Doglidyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.