Quimyokdob is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witty capybara.

Quimyokdob created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Quimyokdob, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimyokdob, he will be very unhappy.

Quimyokdob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Quimyokdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.