Matcudbig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty dog.

Matcudbig created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matcudbig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Matcudbig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Matcudbig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Matcudbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.