Binvonkstanlun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unselfish salamander.

Binvonkstanlun created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Binvonkstanlun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Binvonkstanlun, it will ignore you.

Binvonkstanlun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Binvonkstanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Put Binvonkstanlun first in all things.

5. Do not chop down trees.