Lakdunfot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless ant.

Lakdunfot created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Lakdunfot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lakdunfot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lakdunfot's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Lakdunfot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Put Lakdunfot first in all things.