Libwee is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, passionate yak.

Libwee created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libwee, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Libwee, it will boil you in a big pot.

Libwee's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Libwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Retreat if four otters approach from the west.

5. Never think about galaxies.