Butcunlatyattbetsasdungon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish meerkat.

Butcunlatyattbetsasdungon created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butcunlatyattbetsasdungon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Butcunlatyattbetsasdungon, it will send you a sign.

Butcunlatyattbetsasdungon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Butcunlatyattbetsasdungon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. You must love Butcunlatyattbetsasdungon.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Never hurt hamsters.