Gidlagnul is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless centipede.

Gidlagnul created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidlagnul, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidlagnul, she will be very sad.

Gidlagnul's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gidlagnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect four gold sculptures of Gidlagnul on top of important buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.