Binnathub is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, cheerful whale.

Binnathub created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binnathub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binnathub, he will be very unhappy.

Binnathub's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Binnathub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must love Binnathub.

4. Run away if six squirrels approach from the north.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Binnathub.