Fenbodfensidladril is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, kind yak.

Fenbodfensidladril created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenbodfensidladril, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fenbodfensidladril, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fenbodfensidladril's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fenbodfensidladril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.