Padbusham is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous goose.

Padbusham created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Padbusham, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Padbusham, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Padbusham's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Padbusham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three aardvarks in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Padbusham on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always stare at clouds.