Sawcumhas is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident
hare.
Sawcumhas created the universe three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sawcumhas, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Sawcumhas, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Sawcumhas' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Sawcumhas' Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt dogs.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Always help sick pigs.
5. Never talk about ultrasonics.