Sandomincemdussbap is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair
hedgehog.
Sandomincemdussbap created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sandomincemdussbap, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Sandomincemdussbap, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Sandomincemdussbap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Sandomincemdussbap's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.