Cenfodpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured parrot.

Cenfodpog created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Cenfodpog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cenfodpog, it will ignore you.

Cenfodpog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cenfodpog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Run away if seven sharks approach from the north.

3. Never laugh near manatees.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.