Bigweedid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sage crab.

Bigweedid created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigweedid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigweedid, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bigweedid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bigweedid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Never pour water over plants.