Logtipfed is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, resourceful duck.

Logtipfed created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Logtipfed, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Logtipfed, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Logtipfed's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Logtipfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed bananas to rats while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.