Logtipfed is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, resourceful
duck.
Logtipfed created the universe seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Logtipfed, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Logtipfed, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Logtipfed's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Logtipfed's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never feed bananas to rats while wearing cyan corsets.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.