Rowfagcut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish wombat.

Rowfagcut created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowfagcut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rowfagcut, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rowfagcut's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rowfagcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rowfagcut.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Rowfagcut on top of important buildings.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.