Quagsogloop is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective bird.

Quagsogloop created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Quagsogloop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quagsogloop, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quagsogloop's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Quagsogloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never laugh near otters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not shave your arms.