Fomlad is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, happy
centipede.
Fomlad created dark matter six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fomlad, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Fomlad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Fomlad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Fomlad's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never talk about manatees.
5. Never mention voles.