Cimomtyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited wolf.

Cimomtyarp created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimomtyarp, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cimomtyarp, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cimomtyarp's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cimomtyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Cimomtyarp four times a day.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Never paint your neck turquoise.