Gessquafdot is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, pitiless
cobra.
Gessquafdot created life nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Gessquafdot, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gessquafdot, she will try to impress you with trees.
Gessquafdot's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Gessquafdot's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gessquafdot.
2. Never mention otters.
3. Never write about quantum mechanics.
4. Never laugh in holy places.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.