Dussyarljat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent meerkat.

Dussyarljat created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Dussyarljat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dussyarljat, he will turn you into a rock.

Dussyarljat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dussyarljat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed figs to shrews while wearing boots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about moons.
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