Bumcitnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, prudent dragon.

Bumcitnarl created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bumcitnarl, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bumcitnarl, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bumcitnarl's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bumcitnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Hide if four hamsters approach from the west.

5. Do not kill goats.