Bumcitnarl is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, prudent
dragon.
Bumcitnarl created bats twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Bumcitnarl, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bumcitnarl, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Bumcitnarl's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Bumcitnarl's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
2. Never think about quantum field theory.
3. Never think about black holes.
4. Hide if four hamsters approach from the west.
5. Do not kill goats.