Nulldadfednarl is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited lobster.

Nulldadfednarl created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Nulldadfednarl, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nulldadfednarl, she will come to you in dreams.

Nulldadfednarl's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nulldadfednarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near whales while wearing magenta rings and balancing six gold spheres on your neck.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed spinach to grasshopers while wearing pink shoes.

5. Do not make images of living things.