Lencinfen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise donkey.

Lencinfen created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lencinfen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lencinfen, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lencinfen's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Lencinfen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Always obey Lencinfen's priests.