Listdidfig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome chinchilla.

Listdidfig created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Listdidfig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Listdidfig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Listdidfig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Listdidfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Listdidfig.

5. Do not kill turtles.