Gunhugarf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective elephant.

Gunhugarf created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunhugarf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gunhugarf, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gunhugarf's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gunhugarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near snakes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.