Banvegcammat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, self-confident hippopotamus.

Banvegcammat created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banvegcammat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Banvegcammat, it will turn you into a rat.

Banvegcammat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Banvegcammat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red gulls for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never feed gooseberries to manatees while wearing hats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shave your head.