Hivstiklim is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, proud giraffe.

Hivstiklim created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivstiklim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hivstiklim, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hivstiklim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hivstiklim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Always help swans in need.