Sidnadtonk is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, awesome
snake.
Sidnadtonk created a top quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sidnadtonk, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Sidnadtonk, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Sidnadtonk's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Sidnadtonk's Holy Commandments1. Learn five new languages a year.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never paint your hands purple.
5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.