Mumingfen is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating
hare.
Mumingfen created an up quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Mumingfen, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Mumingfen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Mumingfen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Mumingfen's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about spacetime.
2. Never eat strawberries.
3. Never think about nebulae.
4. Run away from green mites, for they are unholy.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.