Mumingfen is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating hare.

Mumingfen created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Mumingfen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mumingfen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mumingfen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mumingfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Run away from green mites, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.