Flaglargzog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest ferret.

Flaglargzog created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Flaglargzog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flaglargzog, he will think nothing of it.

Flaglargzog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Flaglargzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to rats while wearing coats.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Hide from green voles for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not covet oxen.