Vinyartdam Tonkkemhakcandonsugshav is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful donkey.

Vinyartdam Tonkkemhakcandonsugshav created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Vinyartdam Tonkkemhakcandonsugshav, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vinyartdam Tonkkemhakcandonsugshav, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vinyartdam Tonkkemhakcandonsugshav's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vinyartdam Tonkkemhakcandonsugshav's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vinyartdam Tonkkemhakcandonsugshav.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.