Miggemtit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, passionate beaver.

Miggemtit created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Miggemtit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miggemtit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Miggemtit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Miggemtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Miggemtit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear brown jumpers.