Kamfungem is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, astonishing crow.

Kamfungem created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamfungem, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kamfungem, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kamfungem's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Kamfungem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing green kilts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Never eat green fruit.