Fabnardoss is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, generous fly.

Fabnardoss created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabnardoss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fabnardoss, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fabnardoss' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fabnardoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red jumpers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Fabnardoss loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Always obey Fabnardoss' priests.

5. Always help swans in need.