Dossmismotbegnaklogmildan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic toad.

Dossmismotbegnaklogmildan created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossmismotbegnaklogmildan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dossmismotbegnaklogmildan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dossmismotbegnaklogmildan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dossmismotbegnaklogmildan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Dossmismotbegnaklogmildan loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.