Dadlakweg is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, compassionate bee.

Dadlakweg created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dadlakweg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadlakweg, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dadlakweg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dadlakweg's Holy Commandments

1. Dadlakweg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Never feed melons to frogs while wearing dresses.