Tikstipfitbuswod is a god.

He takes the form of a large, wise donkey.

Tikstipfitbuswod created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Tikstipfitbuswod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tikstipfitbuswod, he will turn you into a tree.

Tikstipfitbuswod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tikstipfitbuswod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tikstipfitbuswod first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not kill foxes.