Binrillyok is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy clam.

Binrillyok created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binrillyok, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Binrillyok, it will turn you into a worm.

Binrillyok's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Binrillyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binrillyok.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Never talk about special relativity near dogs while wearing green coats.

5. Never hurt mice.