Jiggadkop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered crocodile.

Jiggadkop created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jiggadkop, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jiggadkop, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jiggadkop's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jiggadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never eat cherries.