Flowdinsat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, dishonest rat.

Flowdinsat created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Flowdinsat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flowdinsat, she will think nothing of it.

Flowdinsat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Flowdinsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Flowdinsat's name in vain.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.