Arfkanrap Gupfarnont is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Arfkanrap Gupfarnont created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Arfkanrap Gupfarnont, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arfkanrap Gupfarnont, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Arfkanrap Gupfarnont's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Arfkanrap Gupfarnont's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the north.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near great tits while wearing purple skirts and balancing eight copper spheres on your legs.

3. Retreat if six bats approach from the east.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.